“The town centre Gladiator”

The highly trained curb side pugilist, roused and cheered into battle by the cries and alcohol storm of the modern centurion, those leaders of the drunken legions of stiletto sirens. Sirens that lure the binge drinking, dreaming sailors afloat their promoted ships of revelry to the proving ground rocks of modern man for one more proof of superiority before the inevitable reproaches and recriminations from the mini-skirted temptress.